Subcommittee on the Existential Crises of Sprinkles

Meeting Minutes - Session 42

Present: Chairperson, Sprinkles, Sprinkles Jr., and Sprinkles III

Topic: The Existential Crises of Sprinkles

Chairperson: "This subcommittee has been tasked with addressing the fundamental questions of Sprinkles' existence. Is it a condiment or a dessert topping?"

Sprinkles: "Uh, I think it's both?"

Sprinkles Jr.: "No, no, no. It's clearly a condiment. You put it on your ice cream, don't you?"

Sprinkles III: "But what about sprinkles on a hot fudge sundae? That's clearly a dessert topping."

Chairperson: "This is precisely the kind of nuanced discussion we need to have. Sprinkles, do you have any further thoughts on this matter?"

Sprinkles: "I, uh, I was thinking more about the societal implications of sprinkles. Are we just a fleeting fad or a timeless classic?"

Hyperlink to Philosophy of Sprinkles for more discussion

Hyperlink to Techno-Advancements of Sprinkles for more research